As I am playing catch-up with my blogging, I am still working on the first day we were at Wisconsin Dells! As you may remember from previous posts, our morning began with our BigFoot Zipline Tour.
http://klimekchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/09/klimeks-meet-bigfoot-alternately-titled.html
http://klimekchronicles.blogspot.com/2010/09/klimeks-meet-bigfoot-alternately-titled.html
Before we went on our Zip tour, the kids checked out this old army medical helicopter that was parked outside of the Original Dells Army Ducks where we did our BigFoot Zipline Tour...
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Tough Guys in the Steel Bird...
~~~Tough Guys in the Steel Bird...
~~~ After our big Zipline adventure, we embarked on yet another adventure on the
WILDTHING!
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The WILDTHING is a 1200 HP jet-powered speedboat, guaranteed to make you hang on tight and bring you back to the dock soaking wet!
Abz and Jamie getting ready to enjoy the ride...
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The WILDTHING put us through a series of unexpected power stops and wild 360's and left us dripping wet and laughing like crazy!
http://www.dellsducks.com/wildthing.html
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After all of that fun, we were hungry and ready to eat. We drove up and down Wisconsin Dells Parkway, eyeing up our many options. We finally decided on Crabby's -- who advertised their $9.99 all you can eat buffet and crab legs.
Well, to make a long story short (you're welcome), the advertising was a bit of false advertising to lure people in for a less-than-desirable buffet with cold crab legs at a trumped-up price.
Needless to say, this restaurant lived up to its name and left Jamie very
CRABBY!!!
http://www.dellscrabbys.com/
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Our evening of fun didn't end at Crabby's door! Our next stop was
"Top Secret"...
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Top Secret had captured Abby's eye several times as we had driven by throughout the day. It is a model of the White House, but turned completely upside down! The reason for the upheaval of the condition of the White House is, of course, Top Secret!
Interestingly, outside the disheveled White House, there are two life-sized presidential photo cut-outs. The following two U.S. Presidents are represented standing outside the White House that has been literally turned upside down...
and...
...coincidence?
~~~The WILDTHING is a 1200 HP jet-powered speedboat, guaranteed to make you hang on tight and bring you back to the dock soaking wet!
Abz and Jamie getting ready to enjoy the ride...
~~~The WILDTHING put us through a series of unexpected power stops and wild 360's and left us dripping wet and laughing like crazy!
http://www.dellsducks.com/wildthing.html~~~
After all of that fun, we were hungry and ready to eat. We drove up and down Wisconsin Dells Parkway, eyeing up our many options. We finally decided on Crabby's -- who advertised their $9.99 all you can eat buffet and crab legs.
Well, to make a long story short (you're welcome), the advertising was a bit of false advertising to lure people in for a less-than-desirable buffet with cold crab legs at a trumped-up price.
Needless to say, this restaurant lived up to its name and left Jamie very
CRABBY!!!
http://www.dellscrabbys.com/~~~
Our evening of fun didn't end at Crabby's door! Our next stop was
"Top Secret"...
~~~Top Secret had captured Abby's eye several times as we had driven by throughout the day. It is a model of the White House, but turned completely upside down! The reason for the upheaval of the condition of the White House is, of course, Top Secret!
Interestingly, outside the disheveled White House, there are two life-sized presidential photo cut-outs. The following two U.S. Presidents are represented standing outside the White House that has been literally turned upside down...
and...
...coincidence?I think not!
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The three Klimies posed by/on a car that suffered the after-effects of the White House's fate...
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Abz and I proceeded to purchase our tickets and enter the over-turned White House for a tour and to hopefully discover the Top Secrets of our government...
All of the rooms and offices had the floors on what were perceived as our ceilings!
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The Presidential Seal on the "floor" of the Oval Office which was above our heads...
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The dining room suspended from the ceiling...
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The Green Room...
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Then, our guide took us deeper into the recesses of the damaged White House.
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The three Klimies posed by/on a car that suffered the after-effects of the White House's fate...
~~~Abz and I proceeded to purchase our tickets and enter the over-turned White House for a tour and to hopefully discover the Top Secrets of our government...
All of the rooms and offices had the floors on what were perceived as our ceilings!
Here is George Washington sitting at the desk in the Oval Office above our heads...
(Please disregard the fact that there WAS no Oval Office when George Washington was in office, that there were no phones (see red phone on desk), and there was no electricity (for the lamp on the desk) back when George was around!)
~~~The Presidential Seal on the "floor" of the Oval Office which was above our heads...
~~~The dining room suspended from the ceiling...
~~~The Green Room...
~~~Then, our guide took us deeper into the recesses of the damaged White House.
There, we saw evidence that the Government is hiding knowledge of Alien Existence!!!!
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Further into the catacombs, we came across this psychotic woman, being hidden from society because of her insane ramblings--
~~~Further into the catacombs, we came across this psychotic woman, being hidden from society because of her insane ramblings--
does she bear any resemblance to Hillary?
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Further still, and we were exposed to the live evidence that, yes! Aliens DO exist and they are being housed in the White House!
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More horrors were revealed when we discovered this vicious creature in the bowels of the White House!
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And our nightmares came to life when we stumbled onto this monster...
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But the biggest horror of all was around the last corner. The discovery of the hidden treasure trove. Wherever did our government come by these riches? They appeared to come from foreign lands! You make your own conclusions...
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I can say that after taking this Top Secret Tour, the objectives of our administration all make sense now, and I fully understand the meaning behind all Executive Decisions.
A light caress of the jawline...
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Jamie "stickin' it to the man"!
...And then we were off for our next Dells Adventure, Day One!
~~~Further still, and we were exposed to the live evidence that, yes! Aliens DO exist and they are being housed in the White House!
~~~More horrors were revealed when we discovered this vicious creature in the bowels of the White House!
~~~And our nightmares came to life when we stumbled onto this monster...
~~~But the biggest horror of all was around the last corner. The discovery of the hidden treasure trove. Wherever did our government come by these riches? They appeared to come from foreign lands! You make your own conclusions...
~~~I can say that after taking this Top Secret Tour, the objectives of our administration all make sense now, and I fully understand the meaning behind all Executive Decisions.
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Before we left the White House "grounds", Jamie and I stopped to tell the Big Man how we feel about the current administration and several of the decisions that have been made...
Before we left the White House "grounds", Jamie and I stopped to tell the Big Man how we feel about the current administration and several of the decisions that have been made...
A light caress of the jawline...
~~~Jamie "stickin' it to the man"!
...And then we were off for our next Dells Adventure, Day One!
3 comments:
Where were the guys on the White House tour? Looks like a fun time again by the Klimek's
So that's what is going on in the white house...now it all makes sense! The Wild Thing ride looked thrilling!!
VERY INTERESTING!
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