Monday, April 18, 2011

The Camera Thief

My camera was stolen.
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A crime was committed.
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The Perpetrator...
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Some victims were willing participants...
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Some victims had that "deer-in-the-headlights" look...
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Some victims wanted nothing to do with the crime in progress...
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Some victims were caught unawares...
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Some victims seemed to ponder their involvement...
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While some "victims" shamelessly posed for the camera...
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The identity of the Perpetrator was discovered when multiple pictures of the Perp's Father were noted on the memory card of the camera...
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Some of the victims took on a Nixon Pose to proclaim their innocence--"I am not a crook!"
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And finally, some victims were horribly exploited while pictures of their body parts were taken and the innocent victim was completely unaware...
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Because the Perpetrator was a minor, she was released into the custody of her parents with a squishy hug, a smooch, and a squeeze of her little muffins! 
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Guard your cameras, people.

3 comments:

The Fyllings said...

Ha ha haa haaaaa!!! Sure do love that little Perp!

Pat said...

I think that she was 'framed'

Sheila said...

Hee Hee....love that little girl!!!