Friday, October 17, 2008

I am in Detox!! HELP!!!!

So, here I am, still in Connecticut at the Foxwoods Resort and Casino. It didn't take me long to realize that this is the MGM Foxwoods Resort and Casino. What is the significance of MGM, you ask? Well, MGM, as I learned while we were in Florida, has an exclusive contract with Pepsi, CO., and therefore, cannot serve COCA-COLA on it's premises!!!
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This is VERY BAD!!!!
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I am suffering withdrawals as we speak! I have begged room service to deliver me a icy-cold COCA-COLA (which they have told me that they have, but can not give me because it is only "for the butlers"! Oh, the insanity!)! I am in the middle of the woods at a resort that only serves PEPSI! Can you feel my pain!?!
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Today, out of desperation and need of caffeine for my body, I broke down and purchased one of these...
I gagged down a few swallows and stored the rest in my mini-fridge for tomorrow if I get too bad.
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My mouth is watering for the delicious taste of
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I miss you, my friend...

6 comments:

Pat said...

Poor Shana!

I guess it would be hard for me to break down and buy a Pepsi!!!

Blame your Mother for this.

H said...

Demand a REFUND!

The Fyllings said...

Get a note from your doctor and then demand they serve you a Coke!

THE BREIDUNG BLOG said...

Sorry to hear about the Coke..however us Breidungs in Manitowoc prefer the Pepsi products..you can send the Pepsi our way:)

THE BREIDUNG BLOG said...

Sorry to hear about the Coke..however us Breidungs in Manitowoc prefer the Pepsi products..you can send the Pepsi our way:)

The Dorwin's said...

What your body is really telling you is that you need a Dr. Pepper!! You will be amazed at the results of just one sip from a cold can of Dr. Pepper!!